How about a before motherhood, after motherhood thread. It's an all play!
Before motherhood I went for a walk and cars drove by. After motherhood I go for a walk and yell that a car is driving by whether or not my children are with me.
Before motherhood I checked the mirror to see if I was nipping out through my shirt. After motherhood I check the mirror, sure that I am nipping out, to see if my nipples are pointing in the same direction.
That's all I have so far... Others?
Before motherhood, a rushing river was a source of awe and natural beauty. After motherhood, a rushing river is a source of DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO THAT IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
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