Before Motherhood, After Motherhood

How about a before motherhood, after motherhood thread.  It's an all play!

Before motherhood I went for a walk and cars drove by.  After motherhood I go for a walk and yell that a car is driving by whether or not my children are with me.

Before motherhood I checked the mirror to see if I was nipping out through my shirt.  After motherhood I check the mirror, sure that I am nipping out, to see if my nipples are pointing in the same direction.

That's all I have so far... Others?

TACOS. (Fur Muumuu. Not Elise.)

Because, tacos. You’re welcome.

Tacos:

1 pound ground meat

1 medium onion, chopped

2 -3 T chili powder

1-2 T cumin

1/2 T garlic powder

1/4 tsp black pepper

dash cinnamon*

about 1 C ketchup

Dash Sri Racha hot sauce, if you like spicy

Fry onion in oil until translucent. Add meat, ketchup, spices. Cook until done! (add a little water if it gets too gloppy and thick while you’re cooking it…)

21978575717598 Island Recipe:

1/4 C chili sauce

Dash cinnamon*

1/4 C dill pickle slices, minced

1/2 minced onion

1/4 tsp black pepper

1 T pickle juice

1/2 C mayonnaise

Mince onion, pickle slices. Combine with rest of ingredients. (Food processor works great for this too)

Eat all up.